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Make Reality Your Bitch T-Shirt
Put on this t-shirt and declare war on anything standing between you and your goals. Tell the world that it's going to be your way, and you're not going to make any apologies for it. Show everyone that luck favors the bold and make reality your bitch.
Caution: Entrepreneur on Drugs T-Shirt
Put on this t-shirt and assure your board of directors that the creativity train isn't going to run out of track any time soon, as long as you have LSD and reruns of Rick & Morty.
Completely Insane Rarely Incorrect T-Shirt
Steve Jobs once said, "The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do." I say, embrace your insanity, and when they can't prove you incorrect, they can go fuck themselves.
Digital Warlord T-Shirt
If you have achieved power by behaving in an aggressive way on the internet, if your Stripe or PayPal account collects thousands of dollars per month even if you never get out of bed, and if you can write code, you're a digital warlord.
My Preferred Pronoun: Vaginal Commander T-Shirt
While there are only two genders, that logical argument doesn't seem to be working, so we'll need to beat them at their own game. Put on this t-shirt and demand that all narcissistic leftists address you by your preferred pronoun: Vaginal Commander.
I Fucking Love Profanity T-Shirt
Nothing says, "I'm ready for Sunday school and I hope you motherfuckers can accept me as I am." quite like this t-shirt. I will pay $1,000.00 to anyone who can send me a legitimate picture shaking hands with the pope while wearing this t-shirt. Yes, seriously.
Billionaire Gigolo T-Shirt
Put on this t-shirt and declare yourself king of the manwhores, a promiscuous man who has no regard for his sexual partners or the emotional value of his relationships, but always has plenty of money for cocaine.
Getting Higher Is a Good Idea T-Shirt
There is a time and a place for everything. If the time to get high is now, and you're going to a safe place, put on this t-shirt and let the party know it's going to be a long night... or maybe a few days...
Reckless Moral Insanity T-Shirt
If you see morality as nothing more than a flawed human construct whereby it's the horrific immorality of moralism itself, this may be the t-shirt for you. If strangers have ever looked on horrified as you shamelessly indulged your sexual desires while high as fuck in public, this is definitely the t-shirt for you.
Powered by Testosterone T-Shirt
Toxic masculinity isn't the problem.
Toxic femininity is the problem.
Disagree with me and I'll pour A.1. over your head and eat you alive bitch.
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