Put on this t-shirt and declare war on anything standing between you and your goals. Tell the world that it's going to be your way, and you're not going to make any apologies for it. Show everyone that luck favors the bold and make reality your bitch.
Put on this t-shirt and assure your board of directors that the creativity train isn't going to run out of track any time soon, as long as you have LSD and reruns of Rick & Morty.
Steve Jobs once said, "The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do." I say, embrace your insanity, and when they can't prove you incorrect, they can go fuck themselves.
If you have achieved power by behaving in an aggressive way on the internet, if your Stripe or PayPal account collects thousands of dollars per month even if you never get out of bed, and if you can write code, you're a digital warlord.
While there are only two genders, that logical argument doesn't seem to be working, so we'll need to beat them at their own game. Put on this t-shirt and demand that all narcissistic leftists address you by your preferred pronoun: Vaginal Commander.
Nothing says, "I'm ready for Sunday school and I hope you motherfuckers can accept me as I am." quite like this t-shirt. I will pay $1,000.00 to anyone who can send me a legitimate picture shaking hands with the pope while wearing this t-shirt. Yes, seriously.
Put on this t-shirt and declare yourself king of the manwhores, a promiscuous man who has no regard for his sexual partners or the emotional value of his relationships, but always has plenty of money for cocaine.
There is a time and a place for everything. If the time to get high is now, and you're going to a safe place, put on this t-shirt and let the party know it's going to be a long night... or maybe a few days...
If you see morality as nothing more than a flawed human construct whereby it's the horrific immorality of moralism itself, this may be the t-shirt for you. If strangers have ever looked on horrified as you shamelessly indulged your sexual desires while high as fuck in public, this is definitely the t-shirt for you.
Toxic masculinity isn't the problem.
Toxic femininity is the problem.
Disagree with me and I'll pour A.1. over your head and eat you alive bitch.
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Nature Video: Never Steal a Banana from a Orangutan's Mouth... (0:15) - How nature deals with the cocky and weak.
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Cucumber water for customer only!
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I need multiple floating, bezel-less, cordless, self-powered, holographic displays! Who can build these for me?
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JP Video: Snapchat's New AI Bot is Worse Than I Thought (14:05)
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It's NOT my responsibility to nurture or correct your delusions. Your feelings are your problem, NOT mine. Threaten me with your insanity and you'll learn painful lessons about reality.
Wed. - Apr. 19, 2023 - 10:13 PM (Pacific)
Yeah, keep on telling me what words I can and can't use... GO FUCK YOURSELF! Now what?
Mon. - Apr. 17, 2023 - 12:30 AM (Pacific)
When you steal from the most productive, and give it to the least productive, eventually everyone becomes non-productive.
Sun. - Apr. 16, 2023 - 02:58 PM (Pacific)
You'll be amazed at what you can accomplish when you simply don't give up.
Fri. - Apr. 14, 2023 - 10:16 PM (Pacific)
Know that there is more than one path to the top of the mountain.
Sat. - Apr. 08, 2023 - 08:41 PM (Pacific)
If it's wrong for a white man to put black makeup on his face and pretend to be black, why is it okay for a white man to put woman's makeup on and pretend to be a woman? Anyone got an answer? Let me know here.
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