Ready to take action but needing direction? The answers to your questions are just a video conference away. From motivation to instruction, a one-on-one consultation with Drawk Kwast will help you bridge the gap between desire and reality.
Here's How It Works:
Once your payment has been processed, you will be emailed a few short questions about the nature of your request. After answering, our staff will get back to you within 24 hours to setup a time for your video conference.
Please note that all clients must be at least twenty-one years of age, speak English fluently, and have access to a computer with high-bandwidth internet, capable of video conferencing with a microphone/camera. Availability is offered on a first come first serve basis, and prepaid retainer clients receive precedence in scheduling. Clients interested in ongoing consultations can request a prepaid retainer agreement ($750.00 for 5 hours) after their initial consultation.
Consultation - One Hour $250.00
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