Ready to take action but needing direction? The answers to your questions are just a video conference away. From motivation to instruction, a one-on-one consultation with Drawk Kwast will help you bridge the gap between desire and reality.
Here's How It Works:
Once your payment has been processed, you will be emailed a few short questions about the nature of your request. After answering, our staff will get back to you within 24 hours to setup a time for your video conference.
Please note that all clients must be at least twenty-one years of age, speak English fluently, and have access to a computer with high-bandwidth internet, capable of video conferencing with a microphone/camera. Availability is offered on a first come first serve basis, and prepaid retainer clients receive precedence in scheduling. Clients interested in ongoing consultations can request a prepaid retainer agreement ($750.00 for 5 hours) after their initial consultation.
Consultation - One Hour $250.00
Sun. - May. 28, 2023 - 12:38 PM (Pacific)
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Sun. - May. 21, 2023 - 03:01 PM (Pacific)
I need multiple floating, bezel-less, cordless, self-powered, holographic displays! Who can build these for me?
Sun. - May. 14, 2023 - 10:50 AM (Pacific)
JP Video: Snapchat's New AI Bot is Worse Than I Thought (14:05)
Fri. - Apr. 21, 2023 - 09:32 PM (Pacific)
It's NOT my responsibility to nurture or correct your delusions. Your feelings are your problem, NOT mine. Threaten me with your insanity and you'll learn painful lessons about reality.
Wed. - Apr. 19, 2023 - 10:13 PM (Pacific)
Yeah, keep on telling me what words I can and can't use... GO FUCK YOURSELF! Now what?
Mon. - Apr. 17, 2023 - 12:30 AM (Pacific)
When you steal from the most productive, and give it to the least productive, eventually everyone becomes non-productive.
Sun. - Apr. 16, 2023 - 02:58 PM (Pacific)
You'll be amazed at what you can accomplish when you simply don't give up.
Fri. - Apr. 14, 2023 - 10:16 PM (Pacific)
Know that there is more than one path to the top of the mountain.
Sat. - Apr. 08, 2023 - 08:41 PM (Pacific)
If it's wrong for a white man to put black makeup on his face and pretend to be black, why is it okay for a white man to put woman's makeup on and pretend to be a woman? Anyone got an answer? Let me know here.
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