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Digital Warlord T-Shirt

Digital Warlord T-Shirt | Drawk Kwast

If you have achieved power by behaving in an aggressive way on the internet, if your Stripe or PayPal account collects thousands of dollars per month even if you never get out of bed, and if you can write code, you're a digital warlord.

Digital Warlord T-Shirt $24.95

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Wed. - Dec. 11, 2024 - 10:08 PM (Pacific)

The aliens said I’ve got one minute of internet before they recloak the spaceship... What’s up, Earthlings?!?!

Thu. - May. 09, 2024 - 02:06 PM (Pacific)

Making mistakes is encouraged, that's how you learn. Repeating mistakes is discouraged, that's how you lose. Now go fucking learn how to win!

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Confusing memories with thinking is incredibly dangerous and easy to do.

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Elon, thanks for leveling the playing field on Twitter... I'm posting again from @drawkkwast

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It's all a sideshow. Focus on the task in front of you, that you can see with your own eyes. Stop chasing ghosts!

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Calmly over-demonstrate to the peasants that you have god-like powers and are incapable of giving a fuck about anything.

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...because respecting someone’s right to have an opinion is NOT the same as respecting someone’s opinion.

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If you're NOT inches away from a nervous breakdown, you're NOT working hard enough.

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